Free audit · 7 spots
Twelve months of your business, read properly.
Misha reads a year of your Shopify, ad, email and subscription data and tells you where the money is leaking. It is the same work an analyst would bill about $4,000 for. We are doing seven of them free.
What he finds
Four things, on your actual numbers.
Where ad spend is leaking
Every campaign across Meta, Google and TikTok for twelve months, measured on contribution margin rather than platform ROAS. Most audits surface at least one campaign that has been quietly unprofitable for months.
Which customers were worth acquiring
Cohort LTV by acquisition channel and by first product. Not who converted cheapest — who was still here in month twelve.
Why people actually left
Churn traced to cause: the delivery that ran late, the support ticket nobody closed, the discount that expired. Failed payments separated from real cancellations.
What margin really is
Contribution margin per SKU after product cost, shipping and discounts. The bundle that looks like a hero and loses money is the classic finding.
How it works
Three steps, read-only throughout.
- 01
Thirty-minute call
You connect read-only access to Shopify, your ad accounts, Klaviyo and your subscription platform. No writes, nothing changed.
- 02
Misha reads twelve months
Every order, every campaign, every flow, every cancellation. A few days of syncing, then the analysis.
- 03
You get the findings
A written report and a call to walk through it. Yours to keep whether or not you become a customer.
Why we’re giving it away
Because the audit is the demo. If Misha finds something worth more than he costs, the rest of the conversation is easy — and if he doesn’t, you keep the report and we have both learned something. There is no trial to cancel and no card to enter.
Seven spots because each audit takes real time from our team to review before it reaches you. When they are gone this page will say so.
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